AOL Conversations

 

AOL ConversationsThis was the first recorded conversation I had. Below I have my AOL profile at the time. I am guessing the guy searched the member directory for Pedophile and came across my name. Keep in mind I was a teenager at the time of these conversations, I grew up a lot since then :P. So read and enjoy! BTW, I am MyMessier. And if you would, please copy and paste your favorite quote in my ForumMy Current Profile
Member Name: Bill/Theo/Rudy Cosby
Location: Inner Ghetto of the Bronx
Birthdate: 08/27/47
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Mr.Miyagi
Hobbies: Hippin and a Hoppin, Bippin and a Boppin!
Computers: A PC from the Ghetto
Occupation: Family sit-com, Ironic being I had an affair away from my wife, and had an illegitimate child.
Personal Quote: “A hole is a hole, as long that there is some heat in there, I dont care which one I do.”,”Por La Diddy Diddy! Ustedes Mudda Fudger!”,”So Clean!”,”I’se Got Ghetto Booty!”,”Give it up for Pedophiles!”

HFi8101205: SO are you really a pedophile, I am want to chat about it?
MyMessier: hm?
HFi8101205: I was commenting on what is in your profile, is it true?
MyMessier: why do you ask?
HFi8101205: Because I am and I was wandering if you wanted to chat about it!
MyMessier: Sure
MyMessier: Are you?
HFi8101205: Are you, or do you just want to chat about it, and yes I am
MyMessier: What’s your youngest score
HFi8101205: Sex or oral sex
MyMessier: both
HFi8101205: Sex 7 oral 5
HFi8101205: and you
MyMessier: Your parents must be proud
HFi8101205: Yea, what is your youngest?
MyMessier: 68
MyMessier: I am not really good at it
MyMessier: That’s the youngest I could get
HFi8101205: OH so you don’t do kiddies
MyMessier: I like dogs
HFi8101205: Me to, have you ever done any kiddies
MyMessier: no
HFi8101205: OK you won’t cut on me because I have will you
MyMessier: Well I think your a twisted sick child molester, that’s about it
MyMessier: I don’t hold anything against you though, 🙂
HFi8101205: OK well I guess I will leave you alone, should I leave you alone, we can talk about dogs if you want!
MyMessier: Is your name Chester?
HFi8101205: Real funny
MyMessier: So not only do you rape little kids, you do the same to dogs, how old are you?
HFi8101205: I don’t rape the kids, they are very willing, and the dogs are the same way
MyMessier: How old are you?
HFi8101205: WHY
MyMessier: I think we can both come to the conclusion that you are better off dead, agree?
HFi8101205: Screw you
MyMessier: Well that’s not nice Chester, don’t the parents of these children you are raping have a problem with you doing this?
HFi8101205: Actually some have told me that they like me breaking their daughters in for them!
MyMessier: No offense, but I am going to pray for your death at nights, but can we still be friends?
HFi8101205: What?! You can’t be serious
MyMessier: No seriously, I do pray for your death but the reason being is, that many molested children go onto killing
innocent people in their adult lives so if you die, the world will become a better place, agree?
MyMessier: I still want to be friends though! 🙂
HFi8101205: You are right in a sick kinda way
MyMessier: Well it was great talking to you Chester, but I need to get going, I should be back on soon, but hopefully you will be dead by then. No offense. But from this, I hope our friendship will grow.
HFi8101205: I don’t think that it will

The Next Day

MyMessier: Hi Chester!
HFi8101205: Hey
MyMessier: Get any kiddies lately?
HFi8101205: Not since I talked to you last
MyMessier: That sucks, I bet they are hard to get, not many parents are willing to hand their kids over to a sicko like you, you know what I mean?
HFi8101205: NO actually like I said before they are not hard to find
MyMessier: Tell me, how do you find these people
HFi8101205: Please stop harassing me
MyMessier: I just want to talk
HFi8101205: Why, all you do is cut on me
MyMessier: I honestly cant see why any ones parents are willing to let you sleep with their toddlers.
MyMessier: I wont cut on you anymore, i just want to be friends!
HFi8101205: To get them broke in
MyMessier: How do you meet these parents? Do you put up an ad in a news paper saying, “Have a fresh kid? Need him/her broken in? Call me, Chester! Professional Child Molester!”
HFi8101205: NO either people who I already know or referrals
MyMessier: I am not sure if you live in the south or something, but up here in the North, parents aren’t willing to do this. I am just looking for some information.
HFi8101205: Yea by the way you seem awful interested…
MyMessier: Why I am!
HFi8101205: Yes you are
MyMessier: How many kiddies have you had?
HFi8101205: Guessing about… 20
MyMessier: Why kids? And you also do animals don’t you?
HFi8101205: Yea both
MyMessier: What makes you desire kids and animals?
HFi8101205: Don’t know
MyMessier: How many animals have you had? And which ones?
HFi8101205: 15 female dogs only
MyMessier: Are they pregnant with half man, half dog puppies?
MyMessier: Just kidding with you there
HFi8101205: That is not possible
MyMessier: Ever had an adult?
HFi8101205: Yea
MyMessier: How old are you, just out of curiosity
HFi8101205: 20
MyMessier: Do you mind that I call you Chester?
HFi8101205: hell yes I mind
MyMessier: Just to keep some humor in our friendship
HFi8101205: NO
MyMessier: What should I call, Captain M?
MyMessier: I am not sure if you are willing to give your first name
HFi8101205: That will work I guess, not to you
MyMessier: How about cappy for short?
HFi8101205: OK
MyMessier: Do you live in the south?
HFi8101205: No Ohio
MyMessier: Have any of your scores been family members?
HFi8101205: The adult one
MyMessier: What part of family?
HFi8101205: Mom
MyMessier: How was she? 🙂
HFi8101205: Great
MyMessier: Are you aware that the things you do are highly illegal?
HFi8101205: yea why are you a cop
MyMessier: No, I am a 19 year old college student, if I were a cop, I would take the law into my own hands, and trace your phone number, and go make the world a better place!
HFi8101205: ok
HFi8101205: What subject
MyMessier: No offense, I just think you have a lot of problems
MyMessier: I bet you were molested as a kid
HFi8101205: ok
HFi8101205: yep
MyMessier: So you want to make other children’s lives as miserable and pathetic as yours?
MyMessier: Not to mention the poor little dogs
HFi8101205: no and please stop writing me I am sick of you cutting on me
MyMessier: I am not cutting on you, don’t you feel that what you are doing is wrong?
HFi8101205: please stop writing me
MyMessier: Don’t you think that its sad that you rape little kids and dogs?
HFi8101205: no
MyMessier: And you sleep with your mom?
HFi8101205: so
MyMessier: Unless she is a good looking step mother
HFi8101205: You ever do your step mom
MyMessier: I don’t have one, I was raised in a normal family that lacks child molesters, and dog rapers.
MyMessier: Answer this question truthfully for me, do you think the world would be a better place, if you were dead?
HFi8101205: Probably
MyMessier: Then why don’t you do us all a favor, and kill yourself?
MyMessier: I’ll throw a party if you do! 🙂
HFi8101205: i bet
MyMessier: Well it will be a, “The world is a better place” party
MyMessier: We’ll have cake and ice cream
MyMessier: We can all dance, and piss on your grave!
MyMessier: And pray for the lives that you ruined at such early ages.
MyMessier: Wouldn’t it be great!
MyMessier: We’ll play, “YMCA!”
MyMessier: Y
MyMessier: M
MyMessier: C
MyMessier: A
MyMessier: Its fun to stay at the!
MyMessier: Y
MyMessier: M
MyMessier: C
MyMessier: A
MyMessier: Hey!
MyMessier: In the Navy!
MyMessier: Moving on, so what do you say?
MyMessier: You have ruined so many people’s lives, and made so many dogs sore, if you were to shoot yourself, you will save so many people. I say you should just end it all.
MyMessier: Can you at least respond?
MyMessier: If you disagree, or want me to just go away, say so. I just wanted to let you know how I feel.
MyMessier: Hello?
MyMessier: Say the word, and I am gone!
HFi8101205: GO
MyMessier: Can I ask why?
HFi8101205: You are an asshole and I don’t talk to rude assholes
MyMessier: Why am I? You agreed that you were better off dead
HFi8101205: You just keep throwing it up in my face
MyMessier: You are the one that came to me to talk about it
MyMessier: So I am
HFi8101205: OK lets go out separate ways now
MyMessier: Just answer this, and I am gone. Will you at least consider suicide?
HFi8101205: Yea
MyMessier: Hurray!
MyMessier: Thank you so much
HFi8101205: Welcome
MyMessier: You are doing your country a great service
HFi8101205: I know
MyMessier: Just out of curiosity, are you a Democrat?
MyMessier: Hello?
HFi8101205: WHAT
MyMessier: Are you a Democrat, you know, the political party?
HFi8101205: Yes
MyMessier: You are?
HFi8101205: WHY now
MyMessier: I was wondering
HFi8101205: OK leave me alone now
MyMessier: Are you?
HFi8101205: YES
MyMessier: Because Clinton was the scummiest person I ever knew until I met you
MyMessier: I was just seeing if it ran in the political party
HFi8101205: OK LEAVE ME ALONE NOW
MyMessier: I don’t know how it works
MyMessier: can we at least still be friends?
HFi8101205: NO
MyMessier: How about this then, before you pull the trigger, will you email me at let me know of the good news?
HFi8101205: Sure will
MyMessier: Ok, I am looking forward to that letter, remember, sooner than later!
MyMessier: Do you mind if I throw a party?
HFi8101205: NO go ahead
MyMessier: Will you apologize to all the lives you ruined before that shot goes off?
MyMessier: Well, I better be letting you go, you still have to do a dog, your mom, and some 8 year old before 3 p.m.
MyMessier: Well, I am looking forward to your letter
HFi8101205: That is right, NOW LEAVE
MyMessier: Ok, have a nice short life, and I hope you burn in hell! Your friend Ryan. 🙂

Now this was funny. I had about 3 gay guys instant message me in a month, and I couldn’t figure out what was in my profile that attracted these fruits. Well this was the third one that wrote me, so I had a little chat with him.

Luvrboy611: HEY WHATS UP
MyMessier: who are you, and why are you instant messaging me?
Luvrboy611: MAKING CONVERSATION SORRY DAMN
MyMessier: Why me?
Luvrboy611: NO REASON
Luvrboy611: FOREGET IT SORRY BYE
MyMessier: Where did you get my name?
Luvrboy611: MEMBER DIR
MyMessier: What did you search?
Luvrboy611: DOWNINGTOWN
MyMessier: that’s it?
Luvrboy611: YEA
MyMessier: Any chance your gay?
Luvrboy611: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Luvrboy611: I TYPED IN DOWNINGTOWN BYE
MyMessier: Well the thing is, you are the third gay guy that has instant messaged me this month, what is it about my profile that makes me look gay?
Luvrboy611: I DIDN’T LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE IN THAT WAY
MyMessier: I wasn’t sure why I keep attracting the gay guys
Luvrboy611: I DON’T KNOW DIDN’T THINK OF IT THAT WAY WHEN I CAME ACROOS U LIKE I SAID IM SORRY BRO
MyMessier: Don’t they have bars for you guys?
Luvrboy611: I DON’T KNOW
MyMessier: I cant understand why you all flock online
Luvrboy611: I DON’T LOOK FOR THEM
Luvrboy611: IM NOT ON THERE FOR THAT!
Luvrboy611: HERE
MyMessier: Well I don’t even know you, and I immediately figured out that you were a fruit, so don’t give me that, “I am not on here for that crap”
Luvrboy611: IM NOT I DON’T EVEN ACT OR LOOK GAY DON’T BE A FUCKEN DICK
MyMessier: Well you are a fruit aren’t you?
Luvrboy611: I WOULDNT PUT IT THAT WAY
Luvrboy611: A FRUIT IS A FUCKEN FLAME FAGOT THAT ACTS LIKEA FUCKEN GIRL
MyMessier: Well you like it in the ol’ poop shoot don’t you?
Luvrboy611: NO
Luvrboy611: YOUR AN ASSHOLE BYE
MyMessier: Your gay and don’t like to receive?
MyMessier: Didn’t you know that girls have butt holes too?
Luvrboy611: I KNOW WHAT GIRLS ARE LIKE I HAVE HAD PLENTY OF GIRLS
Luvrboy611: YEA I KNOW DICK
MyMessier: But now you like the guys?
MyMessier: How are you gay, and not like to receive
Luvrboy611: BOTH
Luvrboy611: NO I DON’T LIKE TO RECIEVE
MyMessier: So you like pack the fudge, but you don’t want anyone returning the favor?
Luvrboy611: YEA
MyMessier: Your one weird fruit
Luvrboy611: FUCK U
MyMessier: What if one of your little boy toys wants to be pleasured?
Luvrboy611: TOO BAD
MyMessier: So your hole is off limits, but if you get a chance, you’ll travel the ol’ Hershey highway?
Luvrboy611: U DO A GIRL UP THE BUTT??
MyMessier: not recently
Luvrboy611: HAVE U??
MyMessier: no, why?
Luvrboy611: JUST ASKING
MyMessier: Even if I have, its not a boy
Luvrboy611: IC
Luvrboy611: WELL IF U GOT SUCH A PROBLEM WITH ME THEN DON’T TALK TO ME BYE
MyMessier: I thought we could be friends
Luvrboy611: WHY WOULD U WANNA BE FRIENDS??
MyMessier: I need a luvrboy
MyMessier: My butt needs pounding
Luvrboy611: DON’T BE AN ASS
Luvrboy611: DUDE WHATEVER I IMED U TO CHAT AND U ARE BEING A ASSHOLE
MyMessier: If I were an asshole, you would screw me rotten
Luvrboy611: I DID NOTHING TO U
MyMessier: I don’t want to just be an ass
Luvrboy611: AND U DON’T EVEN KNOW ME
MyMessier: I am not just a piece of meat, I need to be romanced
Luvrboy611: I COULD BE A COOL PERSON FOR ALL U KNOW
MyMessier: I think you’re super
Luvrboy611: AND YOUR ARE TREATING LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE OF MY SEXUAL PREF
Luvrboy611: WHATEVER SORRY TO HAVE BOTHERED U BYE
MyMessier: We cant be friends?
Luvrboy611: U DON’T WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH ME
Luvrboy611: U ARE BEING AN ASS TO ME
MyMessier: If I was, you would be humping me right now, I am trying to just chat with you
Luvrboy611: well then chat
MyMessier: When you Instant Messaged me, were you looking for some butt lovin?
Luvrboy611: no
Luvrboy611: just imed u to chat im bored as hell
Luvrboy611: done talking now??
MyMessier: I think you were looking to hide some salami
Luvrboy611: nope
Luvrboy611: not at all
MyMessier: So how many guys have you porked?
Luvrboy611: 1 why do u care u are straight
MyMessier: Just curious, he didn’t mind any porking?
Luvrboy611: no and he was straight
MyMessier: I seriously doubt that
MyMessier: Did you rape him?
Luvrboy611: no he’s straight as hell just curious no i didn’t rape him
Luvrboy611: he’s got a girlfriend
MyMessier: So he just bent over and let you take advantage of him?
Luvrboy611: kinda i guess
Luvrboy611: what it doesn’t matter cause u are straight
MyMessier: Didja get him good?
Luvrboy611: and i didn’t im u to talk bout that
Luvrboy611: why are u being ignorant? what did i do to u??
MyMessier: I bet his butt hole looks like a silver dollar
MyMessier: I am just looking for answers, I just might give my corn hole up
Luvrboy611: yea right
Luvrboy611: no his ass doesn’t look like a silver dollar
MyMessier: I have been constipated for a week, I thought you might be able to loosen me up
Luvrboy611: a girls ass doesn’t look like a silver dollar why would a guys
Luvrboy611: DUDE FUCK YOU!
MyMessier: Well when your through with them, you might have loosen them up
Luvrboy611: NO
MyMessier: Since when do you exam butt holes, you seem to know a lot about them
Luvrboy611: DUDE WHATEVER BYE
MyMessier: Does this mean we aren’t friends?
Luvrboy611: U AREN’T MY FRIEND U DON’T WANNA BE SORRY TO BOTHER U SORRY U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME BYE
MyMessier: I don’t have any problems
Luvrboy611: SOUNDS LIKE IT
MyMessier: I am interested in you slammin me home
Luvrboy611: WHY U MEAN THEN??
Luvrboy611: NO U ARE NOT INTERESTED
MyMessier: Sure am
Luvrboy611: WHY?
Luvrboy611: SURE THE FUCK DON’T SOUND LIKE IT
MyMessier: I need some lovin
Luvrboy611: YEA RIGHT
MyMessier: Do you molest kids?
Luvrboy611: NO
Luvrboy611: IM GONNA BE A FUCKEN COP
Luvrboy611: I PUT PEOPLE IN JAIL FOR THAT WHY WOULD I MOLEST KIDS ASSHOLE
MyMessier: you would be better off as security is a prison, you could get all the ass you want
Luvrboy611: I DON’T WANT ALL THE ASS I WANT IM NOT A FUCKEN WHORE
MyMessier: Of course your not, you aren’t receiving
MyMessier: You are a playa
Luvrboy611: ARE U DONE NOW??
MyMessier: Isnt that right though?
Luvrboy611: I DON’T RECIEVE
MyMessier: If your doing the porking, that doesn’t make you a whore
Luvrboy611: YES IT DOES
MyMessier: I know you don’t receive, that makes you a playa
Luvrboy611: ONLY BEEN ITH ONE GUY AND ABOUT GIRLS
Luvrboy611: 5 GIRLS
MyMessier: Now if you just bent over a table and let a line of 20 guys have their way with you, then you would be a whore
MyMessier: But if you molested some prisoners, you would be a playa
Luvrboy611: DON’T WANNA MOLEST PRISONERS
Luvrboy611: U DONE NOW??
MyMessier: But they got butt holes!
MyMessier: Want to know something ironic?
Luvrboy611: WHAT?
MyMessier: In your profile, under your quote, it says, “Shut your Pie Hole!!” “Silly!!!!” I find that funny, because you want guys to open there holes for you meat monkey
Luvrboy611: WHATEVER BYE
MyMessier: You also claim that you aren’t a fruit, and your profile says that you say, “Silly”
MyMessier: That sounds like fruit talk to me
Luvrboy611: NO SOME GIRL I KNOW SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME
Luvrboy611: DUDE U ARE A FUCKEN PRICK AND U BETTER HOPE I NEVER FOUND OUT WHO U ARE….BECAUSE I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF U SO BAD U HEAD WILL SPIN
Luvrboy611: GOODBYE
MyMessier: Also in your profile it says, Marital Status: My Boy!- i luv you!!
MyMessier: What up with that?
Luvrboy611: BYE
MyMessier: I thought you like girls, but porked boys
Luvrboy611: BYE
MyMessier: Please don’t threaten me, fruits cant fight
Luvrboy611: THAT’S WHAT U THINK
MyMessier: Why cant we be friends?
Luvrboy611: cause u are an asshole and ide kill ya
MyMessier: I am trying not to be offensive, I just want some info
Luvrboy611: u fucken sound offensive to me
MyMessier: Do I bother you that much?
Luvrboy611: your pissing me off
Luvrboy611: with your smart ass comment
MyMessier: Then why are you still talking to me
MyMessier: You cant say that my questions are invalid
Luvrboy611: thought maybe u would chill the fuck out but i guess not
MyMessier: I am just trying to understand you
MyMessier: I am looking to learn
Luvrboy611: if u wanna understand me im a fucken human being a 19 yr old guy that looks and act like a guy…normal like everyone else just have different sexual pref then you!
MyMessier: So you aren’t gay, but you have a boyfriend in your profile
MyMessier: That’s cool
Luvrboy611: i haven’t changed my profile in a while
MyMessier: Hey, a holes a hole, as long as there is a little heat, what the difference, right?
Luvrboy611: yea i guess
Luvrboy611: but u don’t seem to think that
MyMessier: Would you screw a goat?
Luvrboy611: fuck no
MyMessier: but a holes a hole
Luvrboy611: would u
MyMessier: no, I am normal
Luvrboy611: human
Luvrboy611: im not normal???
MyMessier: I think we both know the answer to that
Luvrboy611: bye
MyMessier: what?
Luvrboy611: i am normal
MyMessier: Anyone that likes butt holes as much as you cant be normal
Luvrboy611: what’s your full name??
MyMessier: Ryan Corn hole, why?
Luvrboy611: SHUT UPBYE

This is a funny story. At the time I talked to this guy, I was working at Target. He messaged someone I knew that also worked at Target and found out this guy was looking for some other guy at a different Target store that he has a crush on. Realizing the guy liked some meat in his diet, I decided to chat with him. Reading this over again, I am not sure what the hell I was thinking. I was obviously in a weird mood!

MyMessier: hey boss
IRBI18: hey
MyMessier: I got a big question for you
MyMessier: big 
IRBI18:
 sure
MyMessier: Have you ever rubbed toast all over your neck
IRBI18: doubt it
MyMessier: So you are leaving a slight possibility
IRBI18: have you?
IRBI18: and what does rubbing toast do
MyMessier: Yes I have
MyMessier: Sometimes I rub slightly melted butter over my nipples, then dip then in cinnamon. Then I make my dog lick it off
MyMessier: But that’s after I rub toast all over my neck
IRBI18: oh I see
IRBI18: interesting
MyMessier: Rubbing toast on my neck sends me into a world of wild ecstasy
IRBI18: I bet
IRBI18: now I have a big question for you
MyMessier: Do you like cream of wheat, but without the wheat?
IRBI18: That would just be cream then huh
IRBI18: but cream of what
IRBI18: nothing
MyMessier: I guess you can say that
IRBI18: so its like asking me if I like nothing and I guess I do
MyMessier: No, I am talking cream
IRBI18: but with out the wheat there is no cream
MyMessier: No no, I said cream of wheat, without the wheat. All there is, is cream
IRBI18: no cream of wheat the cream is of the wheat. Take away the wheat then there is no cream, unless you are talking about some other kind of cream
MyMessier: If I were to say raisin bran, without the raisins. You are left with bran
MyMessier: Same thing
MyMessier: So what’s up, you like cream?
IRBI18: no because bran is not of the raisin
IRBI18: sure I like cream
MyMessier: what kind?
IRBI18: all kinds
MyMessier: name a few?
IRBI18: whipped cream
MyMessier: and…
IRBI18: I don’t know
IRBI18: what kind of cream do you like
MyMessier: I like toast
MyMessier: You know how the body cannot digest sesame seeds?
IRBI18: yes actually I did, do you know why
MyMessier: do tell
IRBI18: I don’t know either
MyMessier: Well what I was going to say was that’s all I ate for a week. Now that was some funny looking shit
IRBI18: I bet
MyMessier: It was all dry and crunchy
MyMessier: I think you would like it
IRBI18: yum
MyMessier: i didn’t mean to eat it. Man you have problems
MyMessier: So tell me about yourself
IRBI18: first off where did my name come from
MyMessier: member directory
IRBI18: seriously
MyMessier: yeah, why?
IRBI18: what do you want to know about me
MyMessier: Pittsburgh, 19, male
IRBI18: yep that’s me
MyMessier: I don’t know, shoot something my way
MyMessier: over in this direction
IRBI18: I’m gay if that means anything
MyMessier: that’s interesting
MyMessier: What to know something Ironic
IRBI18: what’s that
MyMessier: I play for a hockey team called the Poop Chute Bandits
IRBI18: which means?
IRBI18: you beat up gay guys?
MyMessier: no no
MyMessier: We like to rob men of their poop chutes
IRBI18: how you mean rob?
MyMessier: would pork be a better word?
IRBI18: yes it would
IRBI18: eeeww
MyMessier: That clears things up
MyMessier: ewwwww?
MyMessier: Aren’t you into that?
IRBI18: not anal no
MyMessier: The ol’ Hershey highway
MyMessier: not anal?
IRBI18: right oral
MyMessier: oh my
MyMessier: Aren’t we kinky?
IRBI18: aren’t we
MyMessier: So you have no interest in the ol’ Hershey highway?
IRBI18: I may occasionally give but I don’t receive
MyMessier: ahhh
MyMessier: I met a guy like you once
IRBI18: yeah and
MyMessier: He didn’t like a sore ass either
IRBI18: who would
MyMessier: me
IRBI18: aaah
MyMessier: Ever shove a gerbil up your ass?
IRBI18: no
MyMessier: Damn, that’s a sweet ride
IRBI18: what is your sexual preference
MyMessier: The sit there and claw and nibble on your colon until they suffocate
MyMessier: I am most interested in animals, but I swing a little towards the guys as well
IRBI18: I figured
MyMessier: No interest in gerbils?
IRBI18: no
MyMessier: Any small woodland creatures?
IRBI18: no
MyMessier: Sometimes I sleep with a wet blanket
IRBI18: yeah what’s that like
MyMessier: crazy cool
IRBI18: now do you sleep naked under it
MyMessier: I cuddle with it
IRBI18: aaaah that’s cute
MyMessier: yeah it is
IRBI18: do you have a picture of yourself
MyMessier: sure thing, hold on


IRBI18: That’s a really nice picture
MyMessier: that’s me in the chair
MyMessier: does that turn you on?
IRBI18: yeah, I love it
MyMessier: you aren’t spankin are you?
IRBI18: you caught me
MyMessier: you can call me Ronald
MyMessier: you finish up yet?
IRBI18: I feel extremely sick right now
MyMessier: your not suppose to eat it
IRBI18: that’s sick
MyMessier: Do you want to feel better?
MyMessier: shove a gerbil up your butt, and spank your bare ass with a fly swatter, and beat your neck with a slab of spam
IRBI18: I was just doing that, how did you know?
MyMessier: Ronald knows best
MyMessier: Sometimes I pee red
IRBI18: that tastes good
MyMessier: you have problems
IRBI18: I know
MyMessier: I try to have a serious conversation, and all you do is imagine my feases, urine, and my bare ass in the picture I sent you
MyMessier: I hope you don’t become too attached
IRBI18: Ja! Was it lost?
MyMessier: uhhh
IRBI18: forget it
MyMessier: Would you like me to send you a happy meal
IRBI18: no
MyMessier: why not, I will send you my bed pan
IRBI18: eeeew
MyMessier: You said you wanted to eat my excretions
MyMessier: was that all a lie?
IRBI18: I’m sorry it was!
MyMessier: oh poo
MyMessier: no pun intended
IRBI18: lol
MyMessier: oh, you like that
MyMessier: Do you think I am pretty?
MyMessier: my ass, do you like my ass?
IRBI18: I love it
MyMessier: NICE
MyMessier: Ever have a sheep
IRBI18: everyday
MyMessier: no, seriously
MyMessier: If you ever go animal, have a sheep
MyMessier: Once you get in, all you have to do is hold on to its hair, and enjoy the ride
MyMessier: Dogs slip away too easily
MyMessier: I think you’re Dandy
IRBI18: like candy
MyMessier: oh yeah
MyMessier: Do you taste like candy?
IRBI18: you bet
MyMessier: where?
IRBI18: everywhere
MyMessier: what about your manhole?
MyMessier: Mine tastes like the tarter sauce that comes with the McNuggets
IRBI18: you are way to obsessed with McDonalds
MyMessier: I thought you liked Uncy Ronald
IRBI18: I never said that
MyMessier: You don’t like me?
IRBI18: I love you
MyMessier: Well I am Uncle Ronald
MyMessier: The incestual clown
MyMessier: Ever have a nephew?
IRBI18: nite ronald
MyMessier: don’t go
MyMessier: I need you
IRBI18: you don’t
MyMessier: I do
IRBI18: one reason
MyMessier: I beat my breasts unitl they become tit meat
MyMessier: you like tit meat, don’t you?
IRBI18: sometimes
MyMessier: well see, that shows that I need you
MyMessier: Sometimes a wet blanket doesn’t hold up
MyMessier: Wont you hold me
IRBI18: nite Ryan
MyMessier: Ronald
MyMessier: Ronald
IRBI18: Ryan
MyMessier: NO DAMN YOU!
MyMessier: I am Ronald the incestual clown
IRBI18: you are Ryan
IRBI18: Ryan
IRBI18: Ryan
MyMessier: Why do you want to hurt me so?
IRBI18: cause it feels good
MyMessier: So do sheeps
IRBI18: so do you
MyMessier: naughty naughty
MyMessier: My hole is for tasting and gerbils
IRBI18: that’s me
MyMessier: Gerbils like tarter sauce
IRBI18: I have had enough perversion for one night
MyMessier: There is never enough
IRBI18: there is nite

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