{"id":177,"date":"2012-10-20T00:32:23","date_gmt":"2012-10-20T00:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/?page_id=177"},"modified":"2013-10-03T13:58:09","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T13:58:09","slug":"to-catch-a-predator-drinking-game","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/?page_id=177","title":{"rendered":"To Catch A Predator Drinking Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/pics\/hansenlol.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>One of my absolute favorite TV shows is &#8220;To Catch A Predator&#8221;. Nothing is better than watching the face of a Pedophile the second it dawns on them that their life is ruined. The only way I could think that this show could get any better, is if it were a drinking game. So a group of my friends came up with some rules. You can pick and choose which rules that you want to play with in the event that you get\u00a0alcohol\u00a0poisoning\u00a0after playing the game for 3 minutes. You need to drink every time one of the following things happen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Drink If&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they drove over 2 hours to meet their adolescent friend<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they work with Children (Priest, Teacher, Camp Counselor, etc)<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they bring Sexual Toys, Condoms, Lube, or\u00a0Alcohol\u00a0&#8211; Drink for each item<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they sent naked pictures, for each picture<br \/>\n&#8211; If they have children<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they cry<br \/>\n&#8211; If they consume any of the drinks or snacks<br \/>\n&#8211; If they plead not guilty<br \/>\n&#8211; If they have an obscene\u00a0chat name<br \/>\n&#8211; If they were\u00a0aware of Dateline before hand<br \/>\n&#8211; If they are\u00a0Indian or Middle Eastern<br \/>\n&#8211; If they say they weren&#8217;t going to do anything<br \/>\n&#8211; If they say they were only here to talk<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they say it will never happen again<br \/>\n&#8211; If they ask if they are in trouble or going to be arrested<\/p>\n<p>Drink twice, or finsih your drink if&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0If they get naked<br \/>\n&#8211; If they have a Speech Impediment or Disability<br \/>\n&#8211; If they got caught twice by Dateline<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of my absolute favorite TV shows is &#8220;To Catch A Predator&#8221;. Nothing is better than watching the face of a Pedophile the second it dawns on them that their life is ruined. The only way I could think that this show could get any better, is if it were \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/?page_id=177\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-177","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=177"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":220,"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/177\/revisions\/220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/madhookup.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}